Johnny 4

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Powerday, frozen raspberries, Canning Town, superglue protests, the hardest Beatle, unsuitable films for kids, overbuying pasta, and a little bit of football.

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0:00.0	Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
0:07.0	Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.
0:14.0	This is Top Fly Time Machine. I am Andy Dawson.
0:16.0	Pau, Pau, Pau! I'm Zem de Laini. So what?
0:20.0	It's Friday, unless you listen to on Thursday or any other day
0:24.4	Which case it's not Friday, but it's supposed to be Friday as far as we're concerned. It's Friday right? It's not it's Thursday but we're saying for the purpose of this it's Friday
0:36.6	whether you are in the future listening to this you future cunt right
0:41.6	fucking walks in about or snobby.
0:45.0	You think you're better.
0:47.0	Oh, yeah.
0:48.0	More did it over the rest of us.
0:50.0	Laughing at us because we're in the past.
0:52.8	Right?
0:53.8	Yeah, exactly.
0:55.8	We haven't got all the fucking, you've probably got a fucking iPhone 20, you can't
1:00.4	said they probably brand it iPhone x x x x x-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-, it's as big as my fucking thumb, but it does everything. Fok-off, cunt. So if you're there in the fucking future, being a smug-k-k-k-k-k- a smug cunt right and it's fucking
1:14.6	Tuesday or even worse in the future they've invented a new day which I wouldn't
1:20.0	put past them to try and as capitalism and neoliberalism gets
1:24.3	fucking fully out of control yeah the next thing you know Andy they'll be
1:28.0	inventing an extra fucking day so they can get us to work more in their
1:32.2	fucking sweatshops.
1:33.7	Right?
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