Hey, everybody, it's Matt, this is the 10-minute Bible Hour podcast, and I would like to start today by saying,

I do not consider myself to be a jowly man. I don't think you hear jowls when I talk. I think when people have jowls,

I'm a little bit more of this routine going on. Like, if you're really jowly, I think you can sort of hear it when people talk. Look, I'm not saying that I'm in as good as shape as I would like to be in. I'm playing tennis and working out and stuff. I'm trying. It could be in better condition than I am, but I'm not jowly, good heavens. Or at least I thought I wasn't. I test drove a Tesla today. This is all going to come together here in just a second. I'm not going to buy the Tesla. I've just been curious. We don't really have those in Rapid City, South Dakota, where I live. But I saw there was one, it was right there at a dealership. It was used. So I was like, well, maybe they let me drive it.

I want to find out.

So when I drove the Tesla, the guy's like, it's fast. Really? Fast, you say. He's like, yeah, take it over here to this fairgrounds parking lot. So I was like, okay. And dude's like, just give it a go. And I was like, all right. So I mashed that thing to the floor.

And Tesla's, you know, they have CVT,

control variable transmission,

a lot of the electric cars do.

So it doesn't shift.

You don't get, eh, it's just smooth, even acceleration that you don't notice because it's not herky jerky.

So I mash that thing.

I'm not even kidding.

I think we were at 65 miles an hour in like four seconds.

It was insane.

And in that moment, remember I was talking about jowls earlier?

I could feel my jowls. I do have them because they must back in the seat as I accelerated. It was insane. So then I stopped the car, sort of collected myself, and the dude's like, yeah, right, am I right? And I'm like, yeah, you are right. It was so fast, I jowled. I was like, okay, well, now I want it to drive itself. How do I do that? And he's like, yeah, I don't, I think it needs a software update. What? So I started

messing around with the menu. You know, Tesla's are just basically a driving computer. And I found it. And sure enough, I like, you, you drive me. What are the settings? And I said, well, you got to download a firmware, a software update. And it's going to take 55 minutes. I thought, well, that's a much for a test drive so I won't do it.

How crazy is that?

One, the car is so fast that it will expose your secret jowls. Two, that it's so fancy that it'll be software, firmware updates. You get these on your phone, right? Sometimes you'll wake up in the morning if you have a smartphone. If you don't, I applaud you. I think you're living life the right way. But if you're one of us idiots who still has a smartphone, you wake up in the morning,

and sometimes they'll be like, your phone successfully got a software update. And you're like, okay. And sometimes you look at what the software update is and it's nothing. You can't tell what happened at all. Not a big update. other times you open your phone and nothing's where you left it. It's like you

got a whole new architecture built into your phone and you got to relearn stuff and things look

different. I just wonder, how big is the update on the Tesla? It would be one time you get in your car

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