John Milhiser Has Never Seen The English Patient
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:30.0 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, |
| 0:37.1 | this is never seen it. Thank you. about what movie or TV show you've just seen. This is Never Seen It. |
| 0:42.0 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:49.0 | Hey everybody, this has never seen it. |
| 0:51.2 | This is a podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before and we read their scripts. Welcome back, 2026, excited for the new year. We are kicking it off with a great first-time guest. S&L alum John Milheiser is here. John has never seen the English patient, but he rewrote it and we read his script. You're going to love it. This one is so much fun. John is great. The script is incredible. All around wonderful episode, excited to get going here in the new year. Cam Givinsky joins us. Cam, one of my favorite new guests from last year is back. This is a banger. You're going to love it. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for listening. |
| 1:28.4 | I hope your holidays and New Year were all as wonderful as they could be. And yeah, I want to let you |
| 1:33.8 | guys know. I'm doing my show hard to say in Los Angeles on the 19th of this month. And on the 24th, |
| 1:40.5 | I will be in San Francisco, Kyle Ayers.com slash shows for information there. Please come out to those shows. San Francisco, I'm there for Sketchfest, and then I'm running the show, which has a lot of new stuff in it in L.A. on the 19th. Hope to see you out. We are also going to be debuting the Never Seenies. It'll be our own awards show, the Oscars for us, or I guess I would consider the Oscars to be the film industry's Never Seenies. |
| 2:07.3 | But we'll be doing some voting and some nominees and stuff like that. |
| 2:11.6 | You can make nominees that'll all be happening soon. |
| 2:13.9 | Find us on Instagram slash Never Seen It Show. |
| 2:17.2 | Or check us out on Discord to participate in the |
| 2:20.2 | nominations. That's fart.kyle's.com where we'll have stuff like most accurate script, least |
| 2:25.5 | accurate script. Script I wish was the movie instead. Best voice work. Best voice work, |
| 2:29.7 | parenthetical Italian, all sorts of things. We're going to be given out some awards for last |
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