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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

John Milhiser Has Never Seen The English Patient

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

John Milhiser has never seen "The English Patient" but he rewrote it and we read his script! And WHAT a script to kick off 2026 with. SNL Alum John Milhiser sets the bar high for accuracy as he rewrites this 1997 Best Picture Winner. We take on John's script, play some games, and more! Kyle and John are joined by Cam Gavinski. We are also close to debuting The Neverseenies, our version of The Oscars! You will be allowed to nominate moments, episodes, guests, and scripts from last year in all sorts of categories. Find the podcast on Instagram and Discord to see when nominations open! Go see Kyle in San Francisco and Los Angeles this month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:30.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:37.1

this is never seen it. Thank you. about what movie or TV show you've just seen. This is Never Seen It.

0:42.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:49.0

Hey everybody, this has never seen it.

0:51.2

This is a podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before and we read their scripts. Welcome back, 2026, excited for the new year. We are kicking it off with a great first-time guest. S&L alum John Milheiser is here. John has never seen the English patient, but he rewrote it and we read his script. You're going to love it. This one is so much fun. John is great. The script is incredible. All around wonderful episode, excited to get going here in the new year. Cam Givinsky joins us. Cam, one of my favorite new guests from last year is back. This is a banger. You're going to love it. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for listening.

1:28.4

I hope your holidays and New Year were all as wonderful as they could be. And yeah, I want to let you

1:33.8

guys know. I'm doing my show hard to say in Los Angeles on the 19th of this month. And on the 24th,

1:40.5

I will be in San Francisco, Kyle Ayers.com slash shows for information there. Please come out to those shows. San Francisco, I'm there for Sketchfest, and then I'm running the show, which has a lot of new stuff in it in L.A. on the 19th. Hope to see you out. We are also going to be debuting the Never Seenies. It'll be our own awards show, the Oscars for us, or I guess I would consider the Oscars to be the film industry's Never Seenies.

2:07.3

But we'll be doing some voting and some nominees and stuff like that.

2:11.6

You can make nominees that'll all be happening soon.

2:13.9

Find us on Instagram slash Never Seen It Show.

2:17.2

Or check us out on Discord to participate in the

2:20.2

nominations. That's fart.kyle's.com where we'll have stuff like most accurate script, least

2:25.5

accurate script. Script I wish was the movie instead. Best voice work. Best voice work,

2:29.7

parenthetical Italian, all sorts of things. We're going to be given out some awards for last

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