EJ Marcus Has Never Seen Downton Abbey
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | in a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this |
| 0:07.7 | is never seen it. |
| 0:12.0 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:18.6 | Hey everybody, this has never seen it. |
| 0:20.7 | This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before, and we read their script. |
| 0:27.0 | Today, the incredibly funny E.J. Marcus is here. |
| 0:30.0 | E.J. is back. He has never seen Downton Abbey, but he wrote what he figures an episode probably is. |
| 0:37.0 | It is so much fun. |
| 0:38.7 | We, all three of us were joined by Chris Mejah as well, |
| 0:41.6 | have never seen this show. |
| 0:42.8 | And boy, do we just go for it. |
| 0:45.2 | E.J. Script is incredible. |
| 0:46.7 | There's a lot of, what's the opposite of insightful? |
| 0:51.0 | That's what I would call it, commentary on this and history and things that we really don't know |
| 0:56.6 | much about and so if you're here for insightful historic recollections uh what what are you doing |
| 1:02.1 | first off and they're not here we've got a big extended episode version of this episode over on |
| 1:07.6 | the patreon at patreon dot com slash never seen it if you want to get that |
| 1:11.0 | and we're a lot more goofing off on there and go find E.J at E.J. having fun online in Portland. It |
| 1:17.1 | looks like E.J. is going to be doing an hour on the 22nd of December, which is coming up. |
| 1:21.6 | And if you want to see me in Los Angeles or San Francisco, Los Angeles January 19 19th, and San Francisco, January 24th. |
| 1:30.4 | I'll be doing my show, hard to say, a one-hour comedy about living in pain, which I still am, |
| 1:36.3 | but we're figuring it out, folks. |
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