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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

EJ Marcus Has Never Seen Downton Abbey

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

EJ Marcus has never seen "Downton Abbey" but he rewrote what he thinks an episode might be, and we read his script! The accent work: perfect. The setting: ideal. The British: are in it. As EJ put it in his script: NOTE: EVERYONE IS BRITISH BUT IN SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WAYS. COMPLETELY UP TO YOU. We make our way through a discussion about this show none of us have seen, which is sure to be accurate and insightful. We play some games, talk more movies and shows, and have a grand ol' time! Extended episode with no ads on our Patreon! EJ and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Chris Mejia. Go see Kyle in San Francisco on January 24 as part of SF Sketchfest! And Los Angeles on January 19! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

in a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this

0:07.7

is never seen it.

0:12.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:18.6

Hey everybody, this has never seen it.

0:20.7

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before, and we read their script.

0:27.0

Today, the incredibly funny E.J. Marcus is here.

0:30.0

E.J. is back. He has never seen Downton Abbey, but he wrote what he figures an episode probably is.

0:37.0

It is so much fun.

0:38.7

We, all three of us were joined by Chris Mejah as well,

0:41.6

have never seen this show.

0:42.8

And boy, do we just go for it.

0:45.2

E.J. Script is incredible.

0:46.7

There's a lot of, what's the opposite of insightful?

0:51.0

That's what I would call it, commentary on this and history and things that we really don't know

0:56.6

much about and so if you're here for insightful historic recollections uh what what are you doing

1:02.1

first off and they're not here we've got a big extended episode version of this episode over on

1:07.6

the patreon at patreon dot com slash never seen it if you want to get that

1:11.0

and we're a lot more goofing off on there and go find E.J at E.J. having fun online in Portland. It

1:17.1

looks like E.J. is going to be doing an hour on the 22nd of December, which is coming up.

1:21.6

And if you want to see me in Los Angeles or San Francisco, Los Angeles January 19 19th, and San Francisco, January 24th.

1:30.4

I'll be doing my show, hard to say, a one-hour comedy about living in pain, which I still am,

1:36.3

but we're figuring it out, folks.

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