John McEnroe | Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Bill Maher and John McEnroe randomly riff on how Bill would go “John McEnroe” on bad comedy audiences in the early days, what happened to the one good linesman in tennis, what percentage of cops are good, where John once ranked on the “most hated man in the world” list, comparing Donald Trump to a certain dictator, getting real about Joe Biden and what John texted to Novic Jokovich about his decision at the Australian Open.

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	Ah no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.0	Come on, we're gonna fall in here
0:20.4	I'm still not looking
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast
0:26.8	Don't want batting, mere catting
0:29.2	Sympoms!
0:31.6	Can I make you a drink?
0:32.7	Ah sure, what do you have?
0:35.3	Well, here's a bowl of ice, so that's a story
0:38.0	Alright, I have tequila, I don't allow myself much liquor anymore, do you?
0:45.2	What do you allow yourself?
0:46.2	You know, I'm the corona pandemic things, I think I increased slightly in tech, not decrease, so
0:55.1	But from what to what?
0:56.4	You know, just a little more of all of it
0:58.7	But like how many drinks would you say you average a week?
1:01.4	A week?
1:03.6	Is this gonna be your...
1:05.4	Is this gonna be on anything?
1:06.6	No, I'm sorry, this is an intervention
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