Adam Carolla | Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Bill Maher and Adam Carolla randomly riff on the war that is show business, how you know when you’re too high, how kids used to be scared of their friends’ dads, why messing up your kids ruins it for everyone, government red tape making life impossible, and the joke that Adam couldn’t tell.

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0:00.0	I feel like I haven't talked to you. It's so long.
0:05.0	It's just Seth McFarland's backyard, maybe?
0:09.0	I smoke more pot than you do. I know the backyard, but I don't remember.
0:16.0	You smoke more pot than Bob Marley's.
0:19.0	I don't. I do not. No. I smoke sparingly. I smoke for specific reasons, for things that I only can do better.
0:29.0	Fortunately, that's mostly the important things in my life.
0:33.0	So what? I don't smoke every day.
0:36.0	Yeah, listen, I mean, I won't look.
0:40.0	Dad, I promise, I won't be a...
0:43.0	You joke about killing your wife every 10 minutes.
0:47.0	People are going to think you murdered your wife at some point.
0:50.0	And I feel the same way about you and Pott.
0:54.0	Yeah, who was it that did that?
0:57.0	Somebody like you.
0:59.0	My younger man wanted us to take his wife, please, I think.
1:02.0	What year do you think we met?
1:04.0	Well, I used to do... I mean, for sure, I used to do PI all the time, like back in the later 90s.
1:11.0	What was that early 2000s?
1:13.0	Oh, did you see? I still love the sign.
1:15.0	Oh, yeah. Isn't that amazing?
1:17.0	Oh, yeah, that's it. That's the sign.
1:20.0	So, I mean, I'll admit to you before PI, for sure.
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