John Gemberling, Gil Ozeri

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Magic Quilt Party - John Gemberling and Gil Ozeri join Matt Besser this week for scenes about the origin of Speed Weed, quilting with the boys, and being forced to read during your formative experiences. Later, band groupies bestow excessive praise and a man avoids defending his wife from a verbal assailant at all costs. This episode is sponsored by MVMT Watches.

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0:00.0	Oh, welcome to improv for humans with Matt Besser, that's me, humans, we're gonna take
0:12.3	your suggestions, your words usually, your introductory questions, some YouTube videos,
0:22.4	we might have a guest collar or two on the line today, but we got Gil, we got Gimbo
0:29.1	back in, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. What's the biggest mess you ever made
0:36.8	asked Maddie Alfredson again? Again? Well, she gave another suggestion. What do you
0:43.4	mess that you ever made? How was a nasty one? What's a nasty one? Into us? No, he's nasty
1:01.1	words. I can't take anybody being mean to me. No one knows your current climate either.
1:12.7	Never kiss your wife after she's on I4H and say something like, babe, you are so funny
1:17.7	today. That's to use for you. Yeah, I guess. What's that make you laugh? You are so funny.
1:39.4	If I give compliments to anyone, kiss killers. So someone's their skill at doing something
1:56.8	like turned you on, let's see, implication. Was it like a passionate kiss or is it just
2:04.0	like a, I don't know, some like, they said, baby, so elsewhere, I'd be saying, baby, you
2:10.0	only say baby when you're like ready to go. Yeah, baby. Do you guys, when you're having
2:20.4	sex, do you change the, do you change the way you speak? Like the timber in my voice?
2:29.1	Yeah, do you sound like like I'd go lower? Are you like more, do you try to affect your voice
2:34.4	in a more manly way or like in a more like aggressive way? Or like, I guess it would be
2:42.1	better. I don't know. Let's, I mean, let's not physically have sex right now, but I will
2:47.4	give you honest. You will give me honest sex voice. Yeah. Yeah. Right. But I don't respect
2:53.6	for my wife. I won't repeat anything I've ever said to her. I don't want you to think
2:58.6	as a window. No, don't get it to specifics. I just want to hear if your voice changes.
3:03.0	Like, if so, I will, I will give you my honest sex voice, but using no details that I would
3:07.9	share with my own wife. Okay. Because you got a real specific. You sing my details
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