Jessica McKenna, Dominic Dierkes, Brandon Gardner

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2016

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Matt's First Locker-Room Talk - Jessica McKenna, Dominic Dierkes, and Brandon Gardner join Matt Besser this week to engage in consensual locker-room talk. Maggie Smith refuses to come out to sign for her packages, Tori Spelling lands a starring role as a boat, and the world's most annoying poker player inspires a scene that follows the life of man with mirrors in his eyes.This episode is sponsored by Squarespace.

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0:27.4	I had a 45 minute Uber ride yesterday with this woman talking about the election,
0:32.5	but very conflicting views. It was hard to follow. She's like, I voted for Hillary. She's like,
0:38.6	but then she would say things like, you couldn't quite follow. What they want to do to walk in like a tramp?
0:44.0	Still don't know what that means. Walk in like a tramp. I think she meant that I think she was
0:50.2	alluding to her likability, but it was very hard to follow. But it was like a 45 minute ride
0:54.4	to me and like, yeah, yeah, right? I don't know why I had a tramp in her mind of all the things she's
0:59.9	called. That's not one of them, is it? No, no. But yeah, she's almost like, I wish she had been more
1:06.5	tramp. It's hard to follow. Right. Okay. Yeah, but she was too compromised herself too much. I don't
1:13.3	know. I don't know. Don't make her dumb remark intelligent. I feel like my Uber driver would be
1:21.2	very likely to lie to me about if they voted for Trump. Yeah, like I feel like there are more
1:26.4	Uber drivers who did that than I would expect them to be very at Trump. Like I get in the car
1:31.3	and they're like, yeah, I voted for Trump. I'm happy about it. You're stuck with me. Yeah.
1:36.8	Wait a minute, Dominic, you're saying more Uber drivers. That's a Trump demographic. I think that
1:44.1	yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's a Trump demographic. I don't even know if a majority of Uber
1:48.1	I just mean like for me to encounter a Trump voter, I imagine that my Uber driver is probably the
1:54.1	and I don't think that they would be honest with me about it. Okay, I'm going to the airport.
1:58.8	LAX and can you do me a favor? Just no politics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't have to we have to
2:09.4	talk politics. I mean, what are you, what areas of politics are you not interested in? Well,
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