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improv4humans with Matt Besser

John Gemberling, Charlie Sanders, Colton Dunn: LIVE from UCBSunset

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2015

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Sweatshirt Boys: LIVE from UCBSunset - Merry Christmas humons! John Gemberling, Charlie Sanders, and Colton Dunn join Matt Besser for a LIVE improv4humans from the UCB’s Sunset theater in Hollywood California! They’ll hear from Grames Taylor, a musician who parodies James Taylor songs, explore what it's like being around someone who brings up their love of Eggnog in casual conversation, and cut to Gemberling heckling a live Mickey Mouse show. Plus, We Need to Talk About Kevin arrives with a Holiday edition of Man On The Street Interviews in which we find out what are some of the worst gifts humons have ever given and received. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0

Welcome to Improv for Humans. Live at the UCB Theatre, Los Angeles.

0:12.0

Please welcome the stage, Matt Pleaser!

0:15.0

Yeah, keep this song going. Turn it up a little bit. Yeah! Give me some lights moving around.

0:38.0

Get this white light off me. Give me some colored lights bouncing. Turn it up. Yeah, yeah. Take all the white lights down. Only colored lights.

0:51.0

There you go. This is how you do it. Yeah, yeah. Everybody get it to it. Yeah, classic man, bringing them out one by one, my sweatshirt man.

1:05.0

Coming out first John Gimberling, Giberlicky. He's a little hood rat boy. Little hood rat boy. Yeah, yeah. Bring out Charlie Sanders. My little sweatshirt boy. My little sweatshirt boy. My little sweatshirt boy.

1:29.0

A thirth sweatshirt boy. Cudding time. Yeah! He's got the hood on. Don't shoot him. What? Stand your ground.

1:43.0

All right, that's enough. Welcome to Improv for Humans. Give yourselves a hand. Stand your ground.

1:51.0

Thanks for coming out guys on this rainy night. Well, I take my jacket off. I like to kind of dive into it when we do the live show. You guys good? Give me one of them.

2:11.0

Oh, backstage. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, shit. The Bud lights are right here. Let me give one to our listeners at home. The Bud lights. Is this sponsored by Bud Light? Just a little Bud lights on.

2:31.0

Diving right into it. You said that that's the best song of the year, right? Backstage. Yeah, you said it gets me going the most. I'll give it that. I'll give it that. Can you can you name a song in 2015 that'll get me going more?

2:49.0

I'll be honest.

3:01.0

Yeah! I assume you guys have seen it, right? Well, we were doing Game of Thrones. That was Game of Thrones. That was the Game of Thrones song. It sounded like you're mixing in stone. Same universe.

3:13.0

Happy you guys seeing Star Wars, huh? Yeah, I saw it today. Yeah, we've seen it. He said that like how many times? When did you cry first in the movie? Did I? Cry? Yeah, you didn't cry. I didn't cry. You cried? Oh, okay. Oh, I cried at least five times.

3:31.0

Yeah, really? I only cried at that. Oh, that's I don't want to say. I mean, there's one part that made me say it, but I didn't cry. Oh, yeah, I didn't cry at that part, but I cried from happiness. I wasn't like.

3:47.0

But I was tearing up. Oh, you cried. You probably cried laughing when BB8 gave a little like flamethrower thumbs up. I love that. That was funny. That was crazy.

3:56.0

That was a cry. That was great. Hey, buddy. No, I cried from at the same time people were pretty much clapping in recognition. So when people showed up on screen? Exactly. So who? What was my first cry? When the hot solo showed up? No before that. Oh, oh, oh, when the when the title came on the screen. No, okay, I was crying. I was crying. At the Zootopia trailer.

4:27.0

The fight I almost got in the concession stand now. What was the fight?

4:34.0

Here's my clue. It was not a living thing. No, I didn't falcon. Yes. Oh, when you sell them. I'm just taking the tarp off the Millennium Falcon. You were like, no.

4:50.0

Did you recognize that as the original tarp?

4:56.0

First tarp. Alright, let's do some on that. John hates it when I throw him into a sea. You guys, I just saw how to trade your dragon. I know. Why are you crying, Charlie?

5:17.0

What do you eat? Why? I said, I don't want to trade your dragon. You just need to trade your dragon. I honestly have it. It's a cartoon, I guess.

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