John F. Kennedy Wants to Erect Mount Crushmore - #112

Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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President John F Kennedy reveals who assassinated him, what when wrong during the Cuban Missile Crisis, his relationship with Marilyn Monroe, and what he thinks about his nephew, RFK Jr. Featuring comedian Andrew Rosas from the dating advice podcast, Boyfriend Material, as JFK! Art by Andrew Douglas Edited by Nicholas Newton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning from hell. It's me, Clayton, brother of Satan, host of the show, Keeper of Chris.
0:09.6	Yes. Chris, introduce yourself. I'm Chris. Do what I was doing. Do that tone to the hood.
0:14.9	I am Chris. And I am dead. And my eternal punishment.
0:19.9	Do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell.
0:23.7	Is that what I sound like?
0:24.5	You're adding a little bit of raspy your voice.
0:26.4	And it sounds like you're impersonating me.
0:28.0	No, if I was going to do that, it would be more like this.
0:30.5	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:31.8	Someone's coming for my job.
0:33.4	Oh, wow.
0:34.2	Hey, talk like that.
0:35.1	You're kind of more attractive when you talk like that. Oh, talk like that. You know what? You could be like a backup for that Universal Studios Beetlejuice live production, if you really wanted to be.
0:47.0	The understudy, I think you could nail that job. Good to know. I always have that in my back pocket.
0:52.1	Yeah, you got fallback. You got, you got plans.
0:54.6	You got redundancies to...
0:56.4	If this gig in hell ever falls through.
0:59.5	No, there's no way this will fall through.
1:01.2	We're making so much money.
1:02.6	We posted recently on our social channels, if you want to go check those out at Morning
1:06.7	From Hell.
1:07.5	Made a bit of a profit, didn't we, Chris?
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