Good morning from hell. I am Chris and I am dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell.

And I'm joined, as always, by my co-host, Clayton, the younger brother of Satan.

Clayton, how are you doing today?

Oh, so good, so good, so good. Doing great. I'm actually looking through our store.

It looks like you've been selling a pretty decent amount of merchandise. And I also noticed

that people can send us cute little messages. Oh yeah? Like what? Yeah, mostly it's like,

where's the gold? Where can I buy you guys as gold? Do you guys sell Bitcoin? People are asking for feet pictures. Some people just want to buy feet. That's strange. Yeah. And then there's actually a Q&A. So, Chris,

if you want to actually just read those off to me, we can answer those together. Yeah. I mean,

we like to prioritize people who support us on our HATRION or support us with getting merch. So the kid, first priority on a Q&A.

That's right, I'm like you freeloaders.

You freeloaders are just listening and not doing anything.

You can be buying, you can be spending your money, but instead you just listen.

Yeah.

I know you're supporting us, too.

We appreciate you for listening.

This is a question from Spencer.

Spencer, love your gifts.

Yes.

What do you ask? Does hell have a sun or orbit some other celestial

body that provides light? Oh, that's a great question. I love when they asked us these nerdy-ass physics

questions. Well, as we've established in previous episode, I believe it was the, uh, Lance Armstrong,

or Neil Armstrong. Which one's the biker and which one's the guy that went to space? Might be the same. One went to space and one has one testicle and bikes.

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