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🗓️ 10 March 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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0:33.3 | Good morning from hell. I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell. |
0:39.9 | I'm Chris, and I'm joined by the younger brother of Satan Clayton. |
0:44.4 | Keep your voice down. Everyone knows the premise of the show, Chris. |
0:47.3 | Okay, sorry, sorry. |
0:48.7 | Okay, and also, technically, it's good morning from Earth today, all right? |
0:52.4 | We're on an Earth mission. I can tell because of that big stupid smile on your face. |
0:56.0 | You're not going to stay here for long, Chris. |
0:58.0 | I know. It's just nice to see the sun. |
0:59.7 | Go get used to it because we're going to throw you right back into hell in a second. |
1:03.1 | We're here on a very important business, and I need to keep your voice down. |
1:05.4 | I need to use. |
1:06.0 | I need to keep your cool. Cool. Okay. You haven't told me what our mission is. What is this? Because it's top secrets. Okay. All right. First of all, don't refer to me as Clayton. |
1:12.9 | Okay. Refer to me as top secret agent Clayton. You're wearing kind of like white face. |
1:16.9 | So basically, whenever I come to the earth realm, I put on this flesh of a man so that I just |
1:21.6 | kind of blend in. And I think it's working. Do I look normal, Chris? You, over there, sir! Do I look normal today? |
1:28.3 | He ran away. |
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