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Junkfood Cinema

Joe Morton Retrospective

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Leisure, Visual Arts, Arts, Tv & Film, Hobbies

4.6732 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Brian and Cargill begin their month-long celebration of their favorite black character actors. First up, a man whose talent is so stellar that he is literally The Brother from Another Planet: Joe Morton.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So I've been thinking a lot about this, but I still don't have a definitive answer.

0:04.8

If I had to be from another planet, what planet would I want to be from?

0:08.6

I mean, how would you answer that question?

0:10.6

Well, I don't know.

0:11.4

You know, kind of maybe I might go with Mungo, you know.

0:16.1

Mungo's good.

0:16.9

You know, and, uh, but then you've got Ming the Merciless as your emperor.

0:20.6

There's enough authoritarian

0:21.8

regimes on this planet i feel like you don't have to travel light years for that pandora would be

0:26.0

cool i mean and then you know every five minutes you'd be like this is pandora you could do that

0:31.2

you could do that's a thing you could do and annoy everyone you were with their chief export is

0:34.9

unobtainium that's like your chief export being McGuffinem two, three, four.

0:38.5

Well, yeah.

0:39.1

But then, oh, you could, could I go with the Venus from when Abbott and Costello go to Venus?

0:47.3

Yeah, I mean.

0:47.8

The one that's just filled with beautiful women that, that, that, you know, even Abbott and

0:51.5

Costello could have a chance with.

0:52.6

I have no reason to doubt the scientific accuracy of that movie.

0:55.4

Oh, no, dude, obviously the answer.

0:57.2

The answer's easy.

0:58.3

The planet of the apes planet.

0:59.8

It was perfect.

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