Joe Lysit, welcome to Homo sapiens hot seat. It is a delight to finally be here. We've been talking about it for months, I feel. We have,

but you've been a busy boy and I've just been warming your chair up to the optimum temperature.

Lovely. Well, it does feel very toasty. And it is, I would say it is optimum.

You come to us live and direct from Ground Zero of Joe Lyset's art making. Yes.

This is my latest painting behind me. I love it. I'm working on a few different, I've really got

into extinct animals. Okay. So there's a swordfish that was around about 30 million years ago.

And swordfish these days, I mean, did you expect it to start this way?

Because here we are.

Here we are.

Swordfish these days have like the sword as the top bit of the jaw.

And then the bottom bit of the jaw is just like not a sword.

It's like a little lip, essentially.

Whereas back in the day, this swordfish had two swords.

The top and the bottom jaw was a sword, which must have been such a headache.

Like if you'd like skewered something and then I think I would,

I think it's a design floor, hence they died out 30 million years ago. But I'm really fascinated

by it. So I'm painting that and I'm going to put across it, see it, say it, swordfish.

So Joe, yes. Here we are. Here we are. Here's the big question of the week. Here we are. Why does

everybody hate by people? Jokey title, everybody, please. They're annoying. They're annoying.

So, pick aside. You identify as bisexual. Yes, bisexual, pansexual, kind of, I don't care, basically.

I think pansexual, I've always said, is the kind of intellectual way of describing it,

because I've always felt that sexuality is complicated and not necessarily to do with gender or sex,

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