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I thought that it was the Chargers my initial reaction. Yes God damn the Chargers have a lot of prime time games this year

What's going on with that? I so the huge the Texans at the chiefs just kick off the season

I'm actually not that excited about this because I just think the Texas are trash. I'm excited

Texas are trash so the reason I'm excited about it is that every time I think I know something for sure,

I'm always totally wrong about that thing. So I think that the Texans are going to stink next year and be like 5 and 11, 6 and 10. Now is the time to absolutely fade my own brain and think maybe the Texans will be frisky in week one. Superboying over. No, I don't. I just don't see it. I think I'm gonna say I just keep reminding myself oh yeah the Texans don't have the Andre Hopkins how the fuck did that happen?

Other scheduling quirk, we have the first ever never been done Friday NFL game. When is that Christmas day? Saints Vikings. Oh, wow. So the NFL is now saying, fuck you NBA. We're not giving you this day for free They're fighting back and they will have an NFL game on Christmas day. That's gonna be awesome That I feel like was specifically done to piss Sean Payton off It was done to piss off the NBA more than anything because the NBA has the NBA is Christmas day. And I love the NBA in Christmas day,

but when you put out an NFL game to compete with it, it's gonna be tough. I feel like that's a good opportunity to exploit a brand new Christmas under in football, though. Yeah, I'd have to look because I don't know, the only problem is I don't know if the team has their families if they're staying at the hotels or not. It's a bigger team. He's gonna be so mad that he has to play on Christmas.

Yeah, it's a bigger team, but that's a nice little quirk.

I was like, when they said... has their families if they're staying at the hotels or not. It's a bigger team. Kirk Cousins is gonna be so mad that he has to play on Christmas.

Yeah, it's a bigger team, but that's a nice little quirk.

I was like, when I saw that and it said, the first ever Friday game, I was like, holy shit, are we gonna get a real Friday game? My favorite story used to be how the NFL just didn't schedule Friday games because they wanted to respect high school football.

I think that's true.

Yeah.

So it's true.

So it's true.

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