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Nuálioua, once again, the sportest standaway forecast

Takes to the ether from the most unlikely of comedy spots

The Cambridge Public Library in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

And when we have a live audience,

we're wrapped up and ready to go.

Welcome back to Wait-Wait, don't tell me.

You know, it's been a long time here on NPR,

since we've done a show that's out of hot can.

I've played so many places in my lifetime.

If you'll pardon the colloquialism,

shitholes of immeasurable fucking dankness,

where the dressing room was not even an afterthought,

the dressing room was a nightmare,

someone had, well, coming down from a hard drug,

hardball weekend, and the seizures therein.

That was the kind of dresser arms I played in,

where the stage had glass on it and gum and sputum,

and every manner of a fluvium,

where there was nothing but plastic bags

on the side of the stage, where they didn't have ice.

And I said, do you have ice in there,

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