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The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2015
⏱️ 90 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:16.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Bruce. |
| 0:18.0 | So, hey, here are our once again, this much man in the world, |
| 0:20.0 | Bigcast, takes you to either. |
| 0:22.0 | From the salubious confines of Hollywood's most exquisite comedy experience. |
| 0:28.0 | In the back of a comic book store, it's the Nerd Melt, |
| 0:31.0 | where every manner of famous podcast and comedy show goes down in front of the unbelievable eyes |
| 0:37.0 | and the people who gap and breathless wonder at what they can barely believe they've seen. |
| 0:42.0 | The ephemeral, the ephemeral, the emotional support moonjack that's rarely seen is here tonight |
| 0:49.0 | in its flash or in its felt, a young lady made me this on the road somewhere. |
| 0:54.0 | She actually said things on the front of it. It is the barking gear. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, no, and it says on, it's wearing a little red kilter, |
| 1:01.0 | over its back. It looks, it's a tiny barking gear. That's what a moonjack is. |
| 1:05.0 | And on the back, it says, support animal. |
| 1:08.0 | So, I don't actually take it with me on planes because I like the flat attendance to speak to me throughout the flight. |
| 1:14.0 | I don't want to be the guy with silver in his hair with a stuffed animal, |
| 1:19.0 | nuzzling it as we take off, and then crying gently into it as we watch Guardians of the Galaxy. |
| 1:25.0 | You know what I mean? I want to be a little more mature than that, |
| 1:28.0 | and not actually be the loser in 6R. |
| 1:32.0 | No seats labeled R-Greg. They are when I sit in them, |
| 1:36.0 | because it means really fucking cool. |
| 1:39.0 | I was in first class and back on the way to Boston in last week's episode. |
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