We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 673 dot G.N 4910.

Certificate number 49596. Joanna Southcott's box.

Now, for...

Yeah, we'll get to her box in a moment, but for the moment, let's see.

Should we reveal our dark secret?

That we're redoing the first 20 minutes of this show.

Yeah, we just recorded this show for 20 great minutes.

Really, the lost, like top shelf omnibus.

The best omnibus you never will hear,

because we recorded it for 20 minutes and then my

computer took a crash. We revealed how all millennials will be able to afford a

house. We had the whole scheme.

We told you where to invest your money.

We saw into the future.

You can eat all the avocado toast you want.

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