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Here's something I don't know about you.

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Yes. Let me think.

Does anybody in the audience ever been hit by a car?

What is that?

Oh.

Most recently some woman changed the lanes into me on Capitol Hill, but this was still like

Almost a decade ago. Dented me my car was drive while hers was not but she was so angry, you know, like...

She was like, well, I can't go anywhere, where am I supposed to go?

And I'm thinking, but do not say, then don't merge into cars that are already there and that won't happen.

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