JLR gets rid of stolen piano, Amazon worker dies, & more

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 177 minutes

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Summary

Jeffrey reveals how much he spent to get rid of the piano his son stole. Woman sues Carnival cruise ship after drinking too much. Coachella guest dubbed ‘most beautiful girl alive’ on social media. Jeffrey wants people that the truck his fence company is selling has major transmission issues. Hot New York Botanical Garden employee causes online craze. Allbirds shares jump over 400% on plans to pivot to AI from sneakers. Amazon worker dies on warehouse floor in Oregon. Workers were told to keep going as body stayed put. Rover is thinking of dethatching his lawn.

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0:00.0	This is Rover's Morning Glory.
0:09.0	Rover.
0:09.7	You need a father figure.
0:12.1	I drink her toilet water.
0:14.6	Charlie.
0:15.3	I'm not here to please you guys.
0:17.1	And Jeffrey.
0:18.3	Oh my God!
0:21.8	Screening on RoverRadio.com,
0:24.6	Rover's morning glory starts now.
0:27.7	Now. Good morning. What's happening? What's happening? It is Thursday, April 16th, 2026. Good morning. It's Rovers. Morning. I'm Robert. Doogie is here.
1:03.1	Good morning, sir. Charlie is here. Hi. Snitzer is here. Amen.
1:07.7	And Mr. Jeffrey Allen LaRock is in the fart box. Yo! Yo! You're with us as well. 866. You're over. 866-9676-837-837. That's how you reach the show. Give us a call at that number. You can text us at that number. You can... That comes into the studio in real time, by the way. Your text messages.
1:31.8	You can send the word menu to 866-Gill Rover and only menu.
1:41.2	And that gives you a menu of options so you can set your name and your picture and your location and your age and tell us about yourself so that when you do text in, we know who you are.
1:49.6	You can even initiate a video call right there by texting menu or use the Rover Radio app.
1:50.7	Download it to your phone.
1:57.8	We have a phone screener who's getting an operation today.
1:59.1	So Crystal is not here.
1:59.5	What is it?
2:01.5	Get that off your lip. Did you get it?
2:11.4	Oh, the hair? No, was it? Oh, no. A little bit of a, maybe, maybe the wrong person is trying to get C.M.
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