JJS Christmas Gift to Y'all!
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2021
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
You've all been very good this year, so Josh and Logan decided to do something special and give you a little holiday bonus episode! And why not talk about gift giving gone wrong? Josh has stories of gifts used to call out scumbags and plant evidence, Logan has a story about an ex that did not appreciate a gift, and Josh also talks about his mom accidentally destroying a Picasso painting. And it all ends with a heartwarming story about an Uber driver that had her life changed! From everyone here at the Josh Johnson Show, we wish you a safe and happy holiday!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow stand comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan. How you doing, buddy? |
| 0:23.5 | I'm good, man. This is a little bonus Christmas present thing yeah this is a Christmas present from us to you the listeners who |
| 0:29.2 | have been rocking with us all year or maybe this is the first time and that's this is a big thank you |
| 0:34.5 | that if this is the first time you're ever listening to the show, Merry Christmas and we want... |
| 0:39.3 | Weird choice. |
| 0:40.1 | Weird choice to start here. |
| 0:41.3 | Yeah, yeah, but we support it. |
| 0:43.2 | We're not going to fight you off. |
| 0:44.2 | No, no, no. |
| 0:44.6 | We're not going to talk you out of it. |
| 0:47.0 | I just, I had so much on my mind that went into the Christmas episode that I wanted to do a separate episode just on presents because |
| 0:56.9 | it's there's so much chaos in gift giving that I feel like it deserves its own episode with |
| 1:05.3 | its own sort of thought and and and and and and break down of different stories and stuff that I've |
| 1:10.8 | seen through the past that I've heard through sort of urban legend and that I've uh right I didn't know we were going to have urban legends but I've okay so some of these I know I'm into and then some of these are like a friend of a friend and then one of them is just a thing I heard so it's like it's like I tried to grab the full spectrum of experience. |
| 1:31.8 | But the full spectrum of what we do here. |
| 1:35.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:36.1 | And then also this itself functions as a Christmas present then too because we want to give people an extra thing. |
| 1:41.5 | So, Josh, since this is a present. |
| 1:42.7 | Could you real quick, just give me like a ho, ho, ho? |
| 1:45.9 | Uh-ho. |
| 1:49.0 | Wow. |
| 1:53.4 | Wow. |
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