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The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#74 - A Christmas Birdening

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this holiday themed episode, Josh and Logan talk about mishaps with mall Santas and other festive craziness. But first, they have to ask...did that guy throw a bird at that other guy?

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Music by Brad Kemp http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow stand of comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan. How you doing, buddy?

0:20.5

I'm all right man how

0:21.6

are you I'm I'm okay I didn't I didn't want to say this until we were starting

0:27.2

um because because like you know you can only tell somebody this once um like you I'm a murderer

0:36.2

no no it's just so I'm in San Francisco still and right yeah I'm a murderer. No, no. It's just, so I'm in San Francisco still and I'm, I went for a walk to get, I wanted to go to the bookstore to get one of Sally's presence, right? Right. And I decided to walk because the walk wasn't going to be that long.

0:56.0

And it, you know, the Uber, it just didn't feel like it made sense.

1:00.0

It was like an Uber would have been 10 minutes, but the walk was only like 18.

1:04.0

So it's like, all right, how about some free, fresh air for an extra eight minutes, you know?

1:10.0

Right. And I want, and I i i don't know what i saw so i'm not

1:14.9

telling you that this is what i saw i'm telling you i don't know what i saw but this is what it looks like

1:20.1

so a part of do you know like the tenderloin area or anything i know i know of it i've never

1:27.4

been to san francisco but I know of it.

1:29.0

So basically what I didn't realize by by walking the route that I walked and not taking an Uber,

1:35.6

is I walked through a lot of like just unhoused encampment tent stuff.

1:43.0

And at first I, it happened all of a sudden.

1:46.3

Like I just noticed all of a sudden I was like, wow, there's a lot of tense.

1:50.0

And, you know, nobody bothered me or anything.

1:54.0

But the one thing that I saw that was like harrowing, but also I don't know if I saw it,

1:59.5

because it all happened so fast these these two guys

2:02.9

started like having words or whatever and one of the guys this is I feel crazy telling you this

2:11.1

because it but it's just what I so one of the guys was like hey no fuck you and then and. And then, and then like, you know, yelled really loud,

2:20.4

which is what made me turn around and pushed him

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