JJS#83 - Safety First
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Josh and Logan care about safety. That's why they've decided to tell you all about some of the weird safety presentations they've witnessed. They talk driver's ed, farm safety, and of course, sex ed. Listen to all the ways people have tried to terrify young Josh and Logan into safety. They also share some strange stories from their theater days, Josh gets creeped out by Logan's cat, and they read some heartwarming emails. Stay safe out there and get that good sleep!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm Josh Johnson joined by my co-host, fellow comedian, Logan Nielsen. Logan, how you doing, |
| 0:22.0 | buddy? I'm doing well. How are you? I'm pretty good. I feel like for the first time in a long time, |
| 0:34.9 | I feel like I'm, that's a dog, right? |
| 0:38.7 | That's the cat. |
| 0:39.8 | Okay, because that was terrifying. |
| 0:44.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.8 | So for those that can't see Logan at the moment, in the background, in his very blurry background, |
| 0:51.0 | because I have the blurred background. |
| 0:52.9 | He had a animal walk behind him, but in the style of a horror movie. |
| 1:01.9 | Like in the style of like you're not supposed to know they're there. |
| 1:06.7 | And then the person in front of you notice and then you get killed. |
| 1:09.8 | That's what just happened. |
| 1:11.0 | Well, and you knew that wasn't Maddie, too, |
| 1:12.4 | because it was just a big, like, gray blob walking away. |
| 1:15.8 | It looked black from what I could see. |
| 1:18.7 | From this, it looked black. |
| 1:21.2 | But, yeah, no, that was the cat going upstairs. |
| 1:23.5 | That's real upsetting. |
| 1:26.2 | I didn't like that at all |
| 1:27.7 | Because I can't help you |
| 1:30.2 | So then if it starts coming your way |
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