JJS#82 - Sandwich Guts & Piss Ants

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Josh and Logan accidentally stumble onto a navigational theme as they debate the merits of North and how exactly one uses the stars to make the correct left turn. Josh also talks about a man he saw eat a sandwich in an upsetting way and the time a kid led him into the wilderness just to get attacked by insects. They also talk about getting overwhelmed in comedy, what leads to one literally dying on stage, and read an email about a viewer's first open mic!

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0:00.0	Welcome to Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow stamp comedian at Logan Nielsen. Logan, how you doing, buddy? I'm doing well,
0:22.2	man. How are you? It sounds like you are living right in a flight path. Yeah, yeah, they pass over
0:27.9	pretty closely, a little, a little too low for my liking. I just heard like three go back,
0:34.2	like right as we were starting. Yeah, that's how you can tell things are opening back up, because this used to be my life.
0:39.9	It was very quiet in 2020.
0:44.3	This is brutal.
0:45.3	We just, Jess and I just went, I think, too, because there's, you know, flights being backed up and stuff like that.
0:51.2	But Jess and I just drove to Chicago over the weekend and driving in,
0:56.0	because we're coming in on 90, which passes by O'Hare, we saw like three lines of planes in the
1:02.2	sky, which I've never seen that before. We're like literally, and they were like perfectly spaced
1:06.3	out, perfect straight lines. It looked like they were barely moving. And it felt ominous. I tell them, like, I bet this is just, like, a holding pattern for some of these, maybe. But it was, it looked super fucking eerie to just see, like, lines of planes just in a row. Like, I've always seen planes coming O'Hare, but I've never seen that. It was just very World War II. Even the military doesn't line them up in a row.
1:30.0	There's like a staggered pyramid that they're in.
1:35.3	Just felt very, just had some strong invasion vibes.
1:38.9	It was just very, very interesting.
1:41.6	Yeah.
1:42.5	So I don't know if you'll even be able to edit these planes out.
1:45.5	This might just be... Oh, no. That's why I just mentioned them up top to be like, hey, going to be
1:50.0	planes in this one. Yeah. Well, this one? This one going to have planes. Um, have you been, though?
1:57.2	I've been doing all right, man. Just been a run around like crazy.
2:03.4	Just like we talked about last week, did New York and stuff.
2:08.2	And then Jess and I just went to Chicago for our birthdays to see some friends and stuff like that.
2:10.7	And just got back last night.
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