5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2021
⏱️ 70 minutes
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After an update on crows, Josh and Logan talk about theme parks and the rides that made them feel terrible. Please enjoy stories about passing out on a rollercoaster, puke from above, and nun vs. bumper car.
This week's Song from Josh: "Company (Part 4 of a Love Story)" from the 2021 mixtape Elusive
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. |
0:15.3 | I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow stand-of-com comedian, Logan Nelson. |
0:19.0 | Logan, how you doing, buddy? |
0:20.5 | I'm good, man. How are you? |
0:22.6 | I'm fine. I'm a little parched. Just fine. Yeah. I, I, yeah. I mean, one of my plants is dying, so. |
0:32.3 | Oh, no. That's fine. I should have done better. I actually don't know what it is. |
0:37.7 | So I'm not so that's already. Yeah, not done better. I actually don't know what it is. So I'm not doing it. |
0:39.0 | So that's already not a great, not a great mark in the wind column there because they all have different ways you have to take care of them. |
0:45.8 | Yeah, I don't know if it needs more sun or less sun, but it looks depressed. |
0:50.9 | We just had that with a plant that Jess ordered. |
0:55.8 | It was actually, was yeah, no, |
1:00.4 | because she ordered one for her mom for Christmas that showed up just all sorts of messed up. |
1:05.7 | Like, I don't know. It got into a fight on the way here or something, but it was, it was all messed up. And she tried to save it. And that one, that one didn't stand a chance. But then she |
1:08.6 | ordered another one for herself. And that one just slowly died to and she kept being like, |
1:13.4 | maybe I put it in here away from the sun or I put a humidifier next to it or whatever. |
1:18.8 | And like all this stuff is like, or throw it away. |
1:23.0 | Yeah. |
1:23.8 | So when I was when I was living in Louisiana, just speaking of people who were bad with plants, |
1:32.5 | there was a guy who sold weed. And I never smoked any of it. But from what I heard, this was the most |
1:40.7 | trash weed of all time. It was like he basically had that like I can't keep a house |
1:47.2 | plant alive, but weed. Like it was good. It was good. Like one of my friends that smoked it said that |
1:54.8 | it just bumped him out. He was like, I took a hit and it just made me kind of sad. Like, I don't know what you |
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