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The Josh Johnson Show

JJS#32 - Lil' Joshy is Coasting

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

After an update on crows, Josh and Logan talk about theme parks and the rides that made them feel terrible. Please enjoy stories about passing out on a rollercoaster, puke from above, and nun vs. bumper car.

This week's Song from Josh: "Company (Part 4 of a Love Story)" from the 2021 mixtape Elusive

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Music by Brad Kemp http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Josh Johnson show.

0:15.3

I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host and fellow stand-of-com comedian, Logan Nelson.

0:19.0

Logan, how you doing, buddy?

0:20.5

I'm good, man. How are you?

0:22.6

I'm fine. I'm a little parched. Just fine. Yeah. I, I, yeah. I mean, one of my plants is dying, so.

0:32.3

Oh, no. That's fine. I should have done better. I actually don't know what it is.

0:37.7

So I'm not so that's already. Yeah, not done better. I actually don't know what it is. So I'm not doing it.

0:39.0

So that's already not a great, not a great mark in the wind column there because they all have different ways you have to take care of them.

0:45.8

Yeah, I don't know if it needs more sun or less sun, but it looks depressed.

0:50.9

We just had that with a plant that Jess ordered.

0:55.8

It was actually, was yeah, no,

1:00.4

because she ordered one for her mom for Christmas that showed up just all sorts of messed up.

1:05.7

Like, I don't know. It got into a fight on the way here or something, but it was, it was all messed up. And she tried to save it. And that one, that one didn't stand a chance. But then she

1:08.6

ordered another one for herself. And that one just slowly died to and she kept being like,

1:13.4

maybe I put it in here away from the sun or I put a humidifier next to it or whatever.

1:18.8

And like all this stuff is like, or throw it away.

1:23.0

Yeah.

1:23.8

So when I was when I was living in Louisiana, just speaking of people who were bad with plants,

1:32.5

there was a guy who sold weed. And I never smoked any of it. But from what I heard, this was the most

1:40.7

trash weed of all time. It was like he basically had that like I can't keep a house

1:47.2

plant alive, but weed. Like it was good. It was good. Like one of my friends that smoked it said that

1:54.8

it just bumped him out. He was like, I took a hit and it just made me kind of sad. Like, I don't know what you

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