JJS#31 - Pigeons & Pen Pals

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

It's a critter roundup this week as Josh and Logan discuss a variety of vermin that make life nerve-racking. They talk city squirrels, the man that controls pigeons, yard snakes, and birds that have accepted death. They also dig into unlikely animal friendships which includes an absurd pen pals project. And for once, Logan tells a story that leaves Josh speechless.

This week's Joke from Josh: "She Left Me" from the 2021 mixtape Elusive

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Music by Brad Kemp http://www.secondbedroomstudio.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Josh Johnson show. I'm Josh Johnson. Join by my co-host and fellow standard comedian Logan Nilsson. Logan, how you doing, buddy?
0:20.5	I'm a right man.
0:21.5	How are you?
0:23.5	Yeah, I'm good.
0:24.6	I guess, okay, so this is one thing that has been happening.
0:30.6	Have you ever had, I'm pretty, okay, so there's a bird outside of my window, and I'm
0:37.2	almost positive that this bird is blind.
0:41.0	Okay.
0:41.6	Because, you know, he seems like a morning bird.
0:44.8	Like, you know, like one of the birds that would chirp at sunrise.
0:48.1	Yeah.
0:48.7	But it's completely the wrong time.
0:51.7	Like, it's like, like it's the opposite point in the day and he's the only one so
0:56.5	it's not like yeah but no no it's not even dusk it's like dark it's like it's like the sun's not in
1:02.3	the equation so then it'll just be like nine o'clock and he's like good morning good morning
1:09.8	it's like okay that's, that's a little off.
1:13.6	And then no other birds are even talking to him.
1:16.2	He's just by himself.
1:18.0	Right.
1:18.8	Well, you know, we all work different shifts.
1:24.4	We're all on different schedules.
1:27.1	Yeah.
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