JJS#149 - Space Cowboy Jesus
The Josh Johnson Show
Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen
5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Things are getting spiritual here on the JJS. Josh recounts a sermon he saw that was clearly plagiarized, Logan talks about a very religious newscaster he worked with, and they both ponder what guardian angels are allowed to get away with. Like, do they NEED to keep you safe? Josh also shares some interesting beliefs he's heard of involving an intergalactic Jesus. They also discuss Houdini, Gene Simmons, and the mailbag has Josh rattled.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, Phil Sam comedian, Logan Nielsen, Logan. How you doing, buddy? |
| 0:20.9 | I'm doing well, man. How are you? I hear it's hot as hell in New York. Yeah, it's not great. |
| 0:26.5 | But it has been raining more, which has really evened it out. So now it's like, some days it's like a little warm, but the rain really chills everything out. |
| 0:37.6 | That's good. |
| 0:38.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah, it's been, it's been weird to watch how life is definitely going to change. |
| 0:46.8 | Every, like, all the news articles are like, are we on the brink of like, maybe the hottest summers in the future for all time and it's like I don't know why |
| 0:56.0 | you would even ask I hate like they've been asking for like 15 years too because each year gets |
| 1:01.4 | hot or not I'm not going to lie to you I hate when the news asked me you should know don't don't don't in the headline be like is it over then what are you telling me |
| 1:17.1 | because if you're asking me i don't have time i don't have time today to talk to you Washington post |
| 1:23.2 | you know i mean i don't have time to sit back and answer questions for you so how about |
| 1:28.5 | you tell me what the news is and I'll do my best to believe you yeah yeah because I know I know |
| 1:36.5 | the idea behind it is obviously if you ask a rhetorical question to hook a reader but I do actually |
| 1:43.0 | I feel like I'd read more articles if the headline was just like, |
| 1:46.2 | it's getting bad. |
| 1:47.3 | Then I feel like, oh, okay. |
| 1:48.9 | I feel like I would read it more instead of being like, I don't know, is it? |
| 1:53.2 | I don't like. |
| 1:54.1 | Because usually when it's a question headline means they don't answer the damn question in the article anyway. |
| 1:57.8 | Yes, yes. |
| 1:58.6 | That's what's so frustrating about it. |
| 2:04.6 | And then you get in these situations where you're like, |
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