Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show.

I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, fellow's-name comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan.

How you doing, buddy?

I am doing well man how

are you um I'm all right I've lived in New York for years now and I've not I've not seen it be

as bad as the other day this guy walked into a pole the pole from you know the handrail to hold on to things and everything on the

train, you know, the vertical one.

Like the one in the middle?

The one in the middle from, yeah, from the top to the, yeah.

He walked into it hard.

And like it, and he might as well have died.

Like, he walked into it and just exploded because he was holding stuff.

And what got him was his phone because he was looking down at his phone.

And the phone even, so imagine you are walking, you're about to walk into a stop sign or a pole his his phone

passed the pole and he still didn't catch it so he didn't ram into it like his hand and then the rest

of his body because he was rushing he walked into it full like top to bottom, forehead, nose, face, like chest, fully into it.

Like in a cartoon when someone's skiing, when they slam a tree, just perfect arms and legs on either side.

Yes.

Yes. So he slams into it. He had a bag on his arm, the arm he was texting on,

and then he was holding some other stuff. Like he was holding this like, it was like a pot,

but it was not like a cooking pot. It was like a pot for a plant.

Okay. And this man, this man slams into the pole falls backwards. And this is how you know I've lived in New York too long. It took, we should all be

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