5 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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In college, Josh knew a girl that talked pretty often about the biting and tasting of people. So...like...she wanted to eat somebody, right? Josh and Logan talk about all the strange, cannibal-y things she said, as well as Josh's night out with a germaphobe and a man that didn't wash his hands. They also ask practical questions about the Purge and Saw movies. How early are you allowed to prepare for the Purge? How long did it take Jigsaw to record all those damn tapes? As always, very important stuff being discussed here.
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show. I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host fellow stand |
0:18.1 | comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan you doing buddy I'm doing okay |
0:21.8 | man how are you um I'm all right I feel um you know pretty good I was noticing okay how do I put this |
0:33.4 | there's a thing now with anything pandemic related mm-hmm where if you're still struggling with it, we've lost all patients with you, you know? |
0:44.8 | Yes, yeah. |
0:45.3 | And this is a wild thing to be. Okay. |
1:01.7 | Whether you got COVID very early or you just got it, people look at you like you're nasty. |
1:07.5 | Like you had a very particular amount of time to catch COVID that was understandable. |
1:08.9 | It was global. It was like, you know, unavoidable at some point. But if you |
1:13.2 | got it first and if you just got it, we look at you like, how are you living? Like what, like, |
1:21.0 | you're doing some foul stuff to catch it now. Do you have I mean? And then when we knew nothing |
1:26.5 | about it, we were treating it like the |
1:28.1 | plague where we were like, I don't, okay, so my boy got it and his grandma didn't want to be |
1:34.2 | on the phone with him. That's how like, that's how sure she was that this was all like, hey, sweetie, I don't know how you catch it. So that's how sure she was that this was all like hey sweetie i don't know how you catch it so |
1:46.9 | let's just let's just text for a little while like this is one of them telephonic diseases yeah |
1:53.5 | yeah whereas i just feel like i don't know how to put it but yeah it's like if you catch so i know somebody who just got it like last week |
2:04.1 | and we were all kind of like uh like because judgey judgy people because this is the thing |
2:14.1 | even using it as an excuse, because you know how especially in |
2:17.8 | 2022 when not as many people were like getting really sick, a lot of people started using it as |
2:23.7 | the lie to get out of stuff they had to do that weekend. |
2:26.8 | Like that also became a thing where it's like, oh yeah, you know, let's be safe and everything. |
2:33.1 | Like I'm with you, but also, I don't... |
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