JJS#145 - Joshy Dolittle's Zoo Heist

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

We got an animal themed episode for ya! After Josh talks about a run-in he had with a very old dog, Logan asks what he would do if he had Dr. Dolittle powers for one day. And, oh boy, does Josh have an answer. It starts altruistic and turns criminal pretty quickly. Then, Josh and Logan ponder the real-life implications of getting 'Dolittled': would it improve or ruin your relationship with your dog? How quickly would you become a problem for people? Could you handle the fame? And then the mailbag asks, what birds MUST you fight?

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Josh Johnson show.
0:15.9	I'm Josh Johnson joined by my co-host, fellow stand comedian, Logan Nielsen.
0:19.7	Logan, how you doing, buddy? i'm doing okay man how are you um
0:24.3	all right i almost called you yesterday okay so i went to my buddy's house and like, I don't know how to put this.
0:38.2	This is, this is, some people won't like this.
0:41.0	So I just have to deal with it.
0:44.8	So he lived with a dog, all right?
0:48.7	It's not his dog.
0:50.4	Okay, I was going to say that wording is weird if it's your dog.
0:53.1	No, no, it's a very old dog, right?
0:55.0	So it's a hell old dog, it's his roommate's dog.
0:58.0	And he didn't tell me about the dog.
1:01.0	I've been hanging out for like two hours.
1:03.0	And then I started hearing barks and he like, oh yeah, there's a dog here, which is, like, what are you doing?
1:10.0	You have I mean? Like, I'm not scared of dogs, but, like, you got to let somebody know how many living
1:16.6	things are in the place you're going to be.
1:19.3	No matter what animal it is, you do want to know when you're in an enclosed space.
1:23.6	Yeah.
1:24.1	With an animal.
1:24.8	Yeah.
1:25.2	With a potential, I don't know, wild beast.
1:28.5	Come on now.
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