JJS#128 - Car Jitsu

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Last week, Josh told Logan about the sport of 'Car Jitsu' which is jiu jitsu...in a car. This week, Logan has watched some and is VERY into it. But he also has some ideas for improving the sport. Josh also talks about a friend that accidentally caught a person and tells some stories about people that decided to shoot their shot for love at a time when they clearly shouldn't have.

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0:00.0	Welcome to a Josh Johnson show.
0:15.5	I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host, Phil's name of comedian Logan Nielsen.
0:19.0	Logan.
0:20.0	How you doing buddy? I am doing well,
0:22.3	man, and can I tell you why? Uh, yeah. What's up? Sorry to come in so hot, but in between this episode
0:28.7	from the last episode, yeah, yeah, I went ahead and did a little googling of car jujitsu. Yeah,
0:34.6	yeah. Actually, yeah, whatever you watched is probably what we should put in the show notes for people.
0:40.5	Probably will. I'll probably put, yeah, that's, what an interesting sport. Yes, yes. It's regular jiu-setsu,
0:47.5	except for sometimes someone gets choked out with a seatbelt. Yep, that's why that guy freaked out
0:52.8	when the person hopped in the back seat because
0:54.8	they're like, they've got my back. Yeah, because that is, I guess, apparently allowed.
1:00.0	Yeah. Yeah. I saw a guy who someone was behind him, behind, in the seat behind him and had him
1:04.7	in a headlock and then he quick reclined the seat. Yes. Excellent sport. Excellent sport. I'm on board. I've been won over.
1:12.9	The best, can I tell you my favorite part of the ones I looked up? Um, please, please.
1:19.5	My favorite, my favorite part is literally how it starts, because they have to both get in and buckle in.
1:26.5	Yes. Yes. And once they go, go, and they both
1:30.2	have to just unbuckle and reach for it quick, that is, that by itself is so entertaining of just
1:35.3	watching people manically unbuckle and try to start fighting is fantastic. Yeah. I am surprised that
1:43.6	rather than just unbuckling, they don't unbuckle, hold the seatbelt in their head and then wrap it around their opponent's neck immediately.
1:52.5	Like, like, there seems to be some gentleman's agreement that they'll at least try to do some jujitsu.
1:59.3	Yeah, there must be of like, listen, we can't just joke people with pussy belts.
2:05.6	Yeah, because.
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