JJS#127 - I Stab Now

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5 • 648 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Josh has noticed there are more plastic bags out in these streets. That observation somehow leads to discussing the world of competitive fighting inside of cars. Then, Logan tries to get Josh to tell the story about the time he got kicked out of an improv group, but instead that leads to a story about the time a Chicago comedian tricked a famous comedian into coming to a terrible open mic. Like a poorly worded status update on facebook, the Josh Johnson Show always keeps you guessing!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Josh Johnson Show.
0:15.4	I'm Josh Johnson, joined by my co-host fellow stamp comedian Logan Nielsen, Logan.
0:19.6	How you doing, buddy?
0:20.5	I'm doing well, man. How are you?
0:23.2	I'm doing all right.
0:24.9	I'm, okay.
0:28.1	I'm seeing, when I walk down the street, I'm seeing more bags flying.
0:35.8	And I don't know if this is like bad like if that means there's more trash or if
0:42.8	something there and they're the same bag they're the thank you for shopping bag right I think
0:51.0	those are the general ones that, like, small stores buy.
0:54.6	Yeah.
0:55.7	Yeah.
0:57.8	But there's so many.
0:58.7	Uh-huh.
1:05.1	There's actually so many that it feels like that store by itself exploded.
1:16.8	Maybe a truck carrying those bags to stores crashed crashed and then slowly released bags for at least a week yeah it's got just it's got a big hole in the side and yeah like an oil leak but on land and with bags
1:26.4	um yeah i mean does new york like an oil leak, but on land and with bags.
1:34.5	Yeah, I mean, does New York have the, is there like a bag tax thing there?
1:37.7	I'm sure there is, but I don't know.
1:41.5	Or assume so, I guess most places have that, or most bigger cities have that now.
1:43.2	Yeah, but it's a lot.
1:44.8	It's so many.
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