Jittery Salmon & The Ozempic Divorce
Opie Radio
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
4.0 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Opie and Ron the Waiter break down the Brooklyn lawsuit against JetBlue for "Surveillance Pricing." Are they tracking your cookies to spike your flight price in real-time?
The High-Speed Salmon.
New studies show European salmon are literally tweaking on river-water cocaine. Plus, the "Ozempic Divorce" trend—why rapid weight loss is causing a spike in marriage filings.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, you got lucky. |
| 0:03.1 | You got lucky, Ron. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Ron, you got lucky. |
| 0:05.8 | You were blowing your hunker and it wasn't live on camera. |
| 0:09.3 | The cough is down a little bit. |
| 0:10.8 | You're drinking coffee? |
| 0:13.0 | We're not on, you know, very early in the morning. |
| 0:16.4 | Huh? |
| 0:17.2 | It's such a habit. |
| 0:18.4 | And yeah, I'm still coughing. |
| 0:21.1 | Yeah. I'm still coughing. Yeah. |
| 0:22.1 | I'm still, I just, I went, we're just before. |
| 0:26.0 | And if, like, I'll say I did this. |
| 0:30.6 | Do you know why? |
| 0:36.3 | By the way, because you said it, you're in a pollen tsunami. |
| 0:41.5 | No, no, I didn't say that. |
| 0:43.2 | It was a pollen apocalypse and thunderstorm asthma. |
| 0:48.0 | Get it right. |
| 0:49.3 | By the way, coming to the Nassau Coliseum, it's pollen apocalypse. |
| 0:55.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.2 | And be understorm Asba. |
| 0:59.5 | Um, oh, by the way, I sent you a picture of one of the tables outside where I work. |
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