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FU FRIDAY: NYPD Cowboys & Subway Nightmares

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.04.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

​Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Tony P tackle the "Wild West" in Midtown, the "Showtime" performers hijacking the subway, and why the new Michael Jackson biopic is a sanitized mess. Plus: lavender pastry crimes and the top 5 guitar solos.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, there we are. Good morning, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, all is welcome to the Opie Radio podcast. I'm 500 feet above the streets of New York City.

0:10.9

Ronnie's in a basement in Astoria, Queens with wood paneling, and Tony's up there in the Bronx. The Bronx! And it's after Friday. What's going on, guys?

0:19.7

I'm good, man. I'm pumped. It after Friday. What's going on, guys? How are you, bro? I'm good, man.

0:22.2

I'm pumped.

0:23.7

It's Friday.

0:25.3

Fuck, yeah.

0:26.2

I got a haircut.

0:27.8

I got my hair dead.

0:29.9

I'll tell you why I got my hair done.

0:31.7

I did a live stream with Ron yesterday afternoon.

0:35.4

You could check that out on all the podcast apps.

0:38.0

If you missed that one,

0:39.3

I hope you download a whole bunch of these this weekend.

0:42.9

And I look like, what's the term?

0:45.9

A bag of bond.

0:47.5

I don't do well with the long hair anymore.

0:49.5

So I went and got my hair dead.

0:52.6

That's like a nice homeless you'd know you look like

0:57.3

the guy sleeping no like taking three seats up in the subway no i know it's right sleeping no how

1:04.0

about how about how about you rats crawling on you know how about you try to lift me up for once

1:09.0

how about you lift me up a little bit go you know what hope you look younger look younger and you, you know, you did kind of look homeless yesterday. I did say you look five years younger. That was off camera. That was off camera, Ron. You don't want to say this stuff. By the way, that's what it means the most. Oh, my God. You're just starving for love, aren't you? You're literally starving for love. By the way, that's what it means the most. Oh, my God. You're just starving for love, aren't you?

1:29.0

You're literally starving for love.

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