I'm Molly. I'm Max. I'm Alan. And you're listening to Zetas Lapidus. A mammoth club original podcast.

What's up all with you absentee fathers and or weirdly horny divorcee neighbors? I'm Alan. I'm a woman who slept with everyone at the post office except for Sinbad. Wow. And I'm Max. Holy shit. I had to rewind that. We had to rewind that. I had to rewind that line three times because I was like, did, what did he just say? Yeah. Yeah, it's, it's why. I got to be honest, that derailed me. This is Zetas a penis. It's the podcast where we watch movies that are nostalgic to us and then chat about him this week, folks. The intro didn't tell you anything about this movie. It's jingle all the way because it's our holiday season. Whoa.

Holy shit.

This movie's got everything.

It's got everything.

It's got it all, baby.

The description, though, is a father vows to get his son a tubelma on action figure for Christmas.

However, every store is sold out and he must travel all over town and compete with everybody else in order to find one.

I'm just so tickled that we're talking about this movie. It's so wild. It really is. Now,

the movie came out on November 22nd of 1996. Yeah. And we should talk about our memories

of this movie. Max, it seems to have strong memories. You saw it in theaters.

I 100% saw it in theaters.

And I've loved it ever since for its absolute insanity.

Now, I want to go on the record right now to say, I do not think this is a good movie.

I do think that it is an important holiday tradition.

I love that for you.

And that it is so insane.

It makes me happy for you and your journey.

It is a fucking crazy movie.

It is.

I remember watching this maybe a few times as a kid, but most of it revolves around the parade scene.

That's what sticks with me.

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