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Zetus Lepetus: A Mammoth Club Original Podcast

Home Alone

Zetus Lepetus: A Mammoth Club Original Podcast

Mammoth Club

Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Molly, Alan, and Max watch as Kevin prepares his home against burglary after his parents leave him to fend for himself at Christmas.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm Molly.

0:10.2

I'm Max.

0:10.9

I'm Alan.

0:11.8

And you're listening to Zetas Lapidus.

0:13.8

A Mammoth Club original podcast.

0:17.0

What's up?

0:17.8

All of you children left home alone and parents who did the leaving. I'm Alan. I'm going to order a whole cheese pizza just for me. He said the title. I did. I'm Max. And this is Zetas Lapidus. It's a podcast where we watch movies that are nostalgic to us and then chat about them. This week's if the intro didn't give it away. We watched Home Alone. This week, we watched Muppet Christmas Carol. We did off. Now we did, though. We could, we could probably off cuff do a Muppet Christmas Carol without any crap. Without, without, I'd have to go find the, what happened on this time, but who did not die. I would need to get some cheeses for this species. Of course. The description for this movie is, though, an eight-year-old troublemaker

0:55.6

mistakenly left

0:56.7

home alone must

0:57.8

defend his Some cheeses for this maces. The description for this movie is, though,

0:54.4

an eight-year-old troublemaker mistakenly left home alone must defend his home against a pair of burglars on Christmas Eve. He also didn't die. Is he a troublemaker? I don't know. I think at the beginning of the movie, he's kind of an angel. He's just a kid. He's like, he's like a pain in the ass, but maybe not.

1:11.0

But they kind of all are.

1:12.3

Everybody sucks in the whole family.

1:14.6

Yes. Is he, though? He's just a kid. He's like, he's like a pain in the ass, but maybe not.

1:11.0

But they kind of all are.

1:12.4

Everybody sucks in the whole family. Yeah, I think that's true. Yeah, my hot take is this entire family sucks. Particularly Uncle Frank. Uncle Frank. I don't think that we can call Kevin the only pain in the ass. Yeah. Well, I guess I

1:27.0

Yeah, is he

1:28.5

Is he a troublemaker?

1:30.9

Is a kid the only pain in the ass. Yeah. Well, I guess, yeah, is he, um, is he a troublemaker?

1:30.9

Is a kid that I ask you this.

1:35.0

Okay, I'm ready.

1:35.5

We are here and qualified to answer kid related questions.

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