His ass has to get home. It's obvious Ted's trying to fuck his wife.

You think so? He calls home. Ted picks up the phone.

Hey, hi, I'm just like, oh, your wife's cookies. Oh, your wife's cookies. Oh, they're so good.

Remember when we first met John McLean?

Our God picked him up from the plane and took him down the Nakatomi Tower at the Christmas party and the

terrorists were overzealous but it was sweet when they killed Ellis and with a little help from Allen, drama clay kicked out.

Welcome back to Shaft the Movies, the Podcasts,

where we answer the question where the movies we love and growing up were really that good.

Have you ever caught yourself thinking, why don do they make movies like they used to?

Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie Rental

a blockbuster video? Do you even remember what blockbuster video was? Have you answered yes and this is the

podcast for you? I'm one of your three co-hosts.

Roger Roper and alongside me are my two co-host, Big D Dick Ebert.

Good evening. And Gene Booster Lions.

I'm gonna deck your halls, Bub.

And each week we take a look back in time and decide if our favorite film still hold up.

Each week the audience selects from six movie choices that we then break out a race car VHS tape or winder and watch the movie that

tallied the highest number of votes at the end of each podcast the three of us will

provide you the audience with a number of wipes each movie would take to get off

your respective butts so thank you so much for listening if you haven't already.

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You can also check out our sister podcast, Shout on TV where we review television series,

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