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Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

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Film Reviews, 80s, Shermerhighschool, Sixteencandles, Movies, Tv & Film, Weirdscience, Breakfastclub, Vcr, Johnhughes, Vhs, 90s, Classicmovies

4.6 β€’ 1.7K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 19 December 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Many people forget "Edward Scissorhands" is a Christmas movie. Well, at least it's a movie with Christmas in it. Or is it simply snow? Actually, it's just shave ice. But whatever, it's Christmastime in Shatland, and we're doing the damn thing.

Tim Burton's career has been long and flirted with Christmas several times, but few of his movies came close to achieving the magic he bottled up with "Edward Scissorhands."

It made us laugh with the waterbed scene, cry with the sculpture scene, and marvel at a cast that included Winona Ryder with a heart of gold, Alan Arkin as a loving dad, Dianne Wiest as an angel on earth, Vincent Price in his final role, Anthony Michael Hall as a bully, and of course Johnny Depp.

Gene Lyons and Kerri Gross naturally gushed over this movie, but "Edward Scissorhands" lost a few point with Big D, who loved it as a kid. Where some saw an inventive near-silent performance from Depp, Big D saw an easy acting job. Where some saw Tim Burton at the top of his game, Big D saw the adolescent angst of a suburban guy pandering to counter-culture.

Also on this edition of "Shat The Movies":

  • Was the finale a perfectly dark fairy tale ending or a silly wrap-up with no lessons learned?
  • What's more important: etiquette or hand-marking
  • and Big D's Parable of The Mountain Lion.

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0:00.0

Does he have foam? Does he have foam? How about we put a tube sock over his fingers?

0:07.0

How about if anything besides scissors, what else could he have had?

0:10.0

Spatula hands, spoon hands, one could have been a fork. Yeah. Well here's the thing

0:15.6

though is that nobody's going to watch a movie called Edward Tong hands like that's not very

0:19.6

exciting so. Remember when we first met John McLean,

0:24.0

our god picked him up from the plane

0:26.0

and took him down to Nacatomi Tower

0:29.0

at the Christmas party

0:31.0

and the terrorists were hopeless zealous but it was sweet when they killed

0:35.8

Ellis and with a little help from Alice John McLean

0:40.0

Clay kicked out.

0:41.0

Welcome back to Shatt the Movies, the podcast where we ask, were the movies we love

0:44.8

when we were growing up really that good. Have you caught yourself thinking,

0:48.1

why don't they make movies like they used to? Can you still remember spending your Friday night

0:51.7

searching for the perfect movie rental at Blockbuster video?

0:54.4

Do you know what Blockbuster video is? If you answered yes, then this is the podcast for you.

0:59.2

I'm your host, Gene Lyons, and alongside me and my two co-host, Big D, Dick Ebert,

1:04.0

Good evening. And Carrie Gross.

1:07.0

Forget about a holding her hand man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.

1:11.0

And together, we'll take a look back in time and decide if our favorite film still

1:14.7

hold up. Each week the audience selects from six movie choices and we break out our race car

1:18.9

VHS tape rewinder and watch the movie that tally the highest number of votes.

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