Jimmy Tarbuck, Stealing Pebbles & The Ugliest Man Alive

Phoning It In

Luke Oddie and Dan Wade

Sports, Volleyball

5.0 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

This week, Dan treated his mum to a night out at the Corby Cube to watch Jimmy Tarbuck die on stage. Which, given the man’s age, is a genuine possibility most evenings.

Meanwhile, Luke has been hosting his dad and embarking on a minor, highly localised crime spree to steal pebbles from the village green.

Plus, the boys dive into the mechanics of drag queen names, the art of making terrible banana bread on purpose, and the identity of the ugliest man alive.

Transcript

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0:00.0	What is that on your head?
0:24.8	The hair or the hat?
0:26.7	Above that.
0:28.7	Above the hair and the hat?
0:30.5	No, below the hair.
0:31.7	Below the sky above the hair.
0:34.1	The hat.
0:35.0	Have you seen Claudia's Instagram post?
0:37.8	I have not.
0:40.5	Ironic?
0:41.8	Pause off, I have a wife.
0:43.6	Yeah.
0:44.6	And her Instagram post is when I'm on holiday without my husband,
0:49.8	and then it's a picture of a coffee cup where somebody says, hello, gorgeous.
0:53.4	Yeah, she texts me that. She sent me that. I think your wife is a her. She also had a yoga instructor. Fingerer? Well, I don't know that up there on the story, but definitely perving on her. I mean, Dan, you know me, I'm a bit of a purve myself, so I can't be too annoyed
1:11.7	at other people perve
1:12.4	and my wife.
1:13.0	No, you can't.
1:13.7	I'll put my hand down as well.
1:14.7	She didn't notice that.
1:23.2	Take your hand down, Dan. You've got the, you've got the, um, what did they call it when they hand around their cushion? is it like a speaking cushion you know those things
1:23.8	like AA meetings
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