Boom. And away we go. Happy Wednesday. I'm going to go right to the Pentagon. We're going to do some adulting today.

Normally the show opens. I do some card tricks, make a couple of balloon animals, tell you a story about some stand-up gig. I mean, I have a stand-up story to tell you. I'm in St. Louis this Saturday night closing in on a sellout at the factory in Chesterfield.

This would be the time to pick up the phone, open up the

laptop, and book your damn tickets.

Tickets remain this week. It's April 11th, Saturday night, Fox Across America.com.

Next week's gig in Buffalo is already sold out.

I know.

People are upset about it.

I get it.

But the good news is tickets on sale again for the May dates.

Des Moines, Iowa, Omaha, Nebraska.

Reno, Nevada.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go, kids.

But the point is, anywhere you want to see me live, we're adding more shows.

Like, my fall is psychotic.

Like William is actually trying to kill me with all these gigs.

But if any of these gigs are of interest to you, they are on sale right now at fox across America.com.

Best comedy show in town right now is obviously the liberal reaction to last night's

ceasefire.

I'm going to start on the factual side, which is Pete Hegseth giving a briefing at the

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