Dems immediately run with ‘TACO Trump’ narrative after Iran ceasefire agreement
Fox Across America w/ Jimmy Failla
FOX News Podcasts
4.4 • 840 Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 111 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fallon. |
| 0:18.1 | Make up your eff in mind. |
| 0:21.8 | That is my message to the media as we get underway on a glorious Wednesday episode of Fox Across America with Jimmy Fallow. |
| 0:29.0 | Yesterday we got on the air with the media telling us Trump was the devil because he wanted to bomb Iran today. |
| 0:36.9 | We're being told Trump is a wuss because he chickened out on bombing Iran. |
| 0:42.2 | The media is a bunch of losers. |
| 0:44.1 | Just one more reason why more people trust Tiger Woods to be their designated driver |
| 0:48.9 | than the liberal media to be their source of fact. |
| 0:51.6 | 888-98-9910. If you want to be a part of today's show, I do not need you to be their source of fact. 888-88-9910. |
| 0:54.5 | If you want to be a part of today's show, I do not need you to be on the Trump side. |
| 0:59.4 | I do not need you to be on the Democrat side. |
| 1:02.1 | I have no interest in either. |
| 1:03.8 | We're here on behalf of the American side. |
| 1:06.6 | Freedom! |
| 1:07.9 | So the only rule day in, day out, it's all the same. You could be a Republican. We'll throw the doors wide open. You could be a Democrat. We'll treat you well. Fabulously. Like, really? Like, as well as the Ayatollah treats a goat. Okay? All we ask is that you don't be a boom. And away we go. Happy Wednesday. I'm going to go right to the Pentagon. We're going to do some adulting today. Normally the show opens. I do some card tricks, make a couple of balloon animals, tell you a story about some stand-up gig. I mean, I have a stand-up story to tell you. I'm in St. Louis this Saturday night closing in on a sellout at the factory in Chesterfield. |
| 1:45.6 | This would be the time to pick up the phone, open up the laptop, and book your damn tickets. |
| 1:57.3 | Tickets remain this week. |
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| 2:17.9 | There you go, kids. |
| 2:19.4 | But the point is, anywhere you want to see me live, we're adding more shows. |
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