Jimmy Pardo Owes Me $20

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2018

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

I'm experimenting with making the title of the one-on-one interview shows a full sentence or phrase like the above instead of just the guest's name. What do you think? Make your mind up after you listen to this delightful episode featuring the always hilarious Jimmy Pardo (Never Not Funny)! Once again we trekked to his studio since he's allergic to not just dogs but also, we learned, cats and horses. And other stuff! We chatted about the weight he's lost in his face, his new passion for sweating, how he met Conan O'Brien, his reluctance to take what turned out to be an amazing job, raising an only kid, his big butt, getting sober and his 12 step experience, running into mean kids from our childhoods, the future of the Playing Games podcast and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, hi, hello, it is me, Allison Rosen. Welcome to another episode of Allison Rosen,
0:28.1	who is your new best friend. I'm sitting here with Jimmy Pardo in his studio of all the guests I have.
0:35.1	You're one of the few where I will come to you. Thank you. Because you play the medical card.
0:41.1	I don't have a choice. I would wildly allergic to animals. I would love to come to you. I'd like to get out of this room from time to time.
0:47.1	I'd like to get away from looking at images of myself and see what your studio is like, what your setup is like.
0:53.1	But I can't. No. You have a cat and dog. Just a dog. Just a dog. Just a dog. Get a child, but I welcome. Yeah, I do have a child.
1:02.1	But let's just go right to the most controversial thing. Oh no. My memos. Allergy. Yes. Allergy shots. When I last talked to you.
1:15.1	So I last schlepped my buns all the way here in 2015. Although I've been here since to do your show.
1:22.1	Yes. We have people back on a regular basis. I don't know what game you play where I've got. I'm going to three year turnaround.
1:28.1	It's insulting to me. It's weird that it's 2018 because in my mind, it's still 2017. It's weird, right?
1:34.1	I don't disagree with anything you've just said. It's more weird this year than yours prior.
1:39.1	Maybe because what's going on in our country. Right. What you say that that. I would say so. It seems to be flying by yet going at a snail's pace at the exact same time.
1:48.1	That is what they say that parenthood is like. There's a podcast called the longest shortest time. Oh yeah.
1:55.1	Which is a parenting podcast. And because that's what they say like raising. It's like the longest shortest time having a little kid.
2:02.1	I don't I'll agree with that. But I'm now I'm caught up. Do they do a parody of the Billy Joel song as their theme song?
2:09.1	Oh, the longest shortest time. Oh, do they do that? I don't think they do. I will murder them. They don't do that.
2:16.1	Good. I don't want to have to go to their lives were just spared. Anyway, so you're question three whole years ago. Yes.
2:23.1	When I had you on the show, you were in the midst of getting allergy shots. Yeah, I still do that.
2:28.1	Does it has done anything for you? That's a question, huh? Because you suspected it wasn't going to do anything for you back then.
2:34.1	So I just wanted to close that loop. Was I going? I don't know what I'm giving you rest less for 36 months.
2:40.1	I don't remember. Was I going to my new guy yet? Or was I still going to the old guy? Does that ring a bell at all for you?
2:51.1	You didn't it didn't sound like you were on version two of anything. Kind of like it was the initial guy.
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