Frozen Embryos, Alie's Goth Past, Gross Nature

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Remember when John Travolta mispronounced Idina Menzel's name at the Oscars? Jeff was unfamiliar so we had to dig up the clip to celebrate it. Alie Ward is back and we get to the bottom of how goth she used to be. Also, she had relations with a man who sported a top knot. Alison has some baby making business to discuss. Plus a review of Love Never Dies and talk of laser hair removal, My So Called Life, mice, whether nature is gross or not, iTunes Comment of the Week, Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Sweet Pea!

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:07.0	Allison Rosen, his new best friend, Joe. Tonight, Allison Wilkins, I guess. She's an actress
0:11.8	and podcast host who's known to her friends as old chicken tonsils. It's Allie Ward.
0:17.1	Chef Jeff is here to show his how he makes hard boiled eggs with whiskey, a gun, and a
0:21.1	blonde. It's always a blonde. I'm a husband Daniel, saying hop on board, the love bus,
0:25.1	say hello to your new best friend.
0:26.3	Allison Rosen.
0:50.5	Hello, my little maple mini muffins. That carbohydrates was sent in on Patreon, patreon.com
0:55.9	slash Allison Rosen by Kelly Lundquist. I like that people have caught on that I'm a huge
1:02.1	fan of alliteration. I'm a fervent fan of fabulous alliteration, exactly.
1:09.5	Full alliteration. Full alliteration. Yeah. Of a fanlinks of full alliterative
1:15.3	words. And so many of the entries tonight it was hard to choose because it was just one
1:21.5	alliterative car after another. I'd like to say hello to my guests. Unfortunately, David
1:26.2	Huntsberger. We thought he was going to be here, but he cannot join us. But that's okay,
1:30.8	because look who's here. It's Allie Ward. It's me, not David Huntsberger. But sitting
1:35.5	in his seat. I know. I'm sitting in his seat. It's a big deal. I moved up one chair in
1:39.8	dining room studios. I know. I got the big cans. I like it though, because now you're
1:44.6	closer to me. I know. I can look at your notes and read over your shoulder. I know. And Daniel,
1:50.4	making advantage. He kind of did some man spreading and moved over three and a half
1:55.1	inches to his left, which makes all the difference. I scooched and now I see everything clear.
2:01.1	What is going to be a whole new show for me? What have you gleaned from your tiny, from
2:06.0	before you sat, let's say it like 96 degrees and now you're 97 degrees. Just like that.
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