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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Jimmy Mack Vs. The E-Bike

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Movies are a lie!! Little Victories JIMMY MACK REVIEWS THE NEWS: March Madness, Amanda Bynes, Fake Cop Today’s Quote: I wonder what chairs think about all day. "Oh, here comes another a**hole." Robin Williams Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Get FREE motivational texts from my Mom! Mama Texts Our Amazing Partners: ATHLETIC GREENS Athletic Greens is an all-in-one health drink with 75 vitamins, minerals, and whole food-sourced ingredients to help support your body’s nutritional needs across multiple critical areas of health, including energy, immunity, recovery, gut health, digestion, hormonal and neural support, and healthy aging. Athleticgreens.com/kramer PAIRED It’s a relationship app for couples. You and your partner download the app, “Pair” together and every day Paired gives you questions, quizzes and games to have fun, stay connected and deepen your conversations. PAIRED.COM/KRAMER to get a 7-day free trial and 25% off if you sign up for a subscription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay this is a funny episode because I guarantee you if I said who is the last person in the world

0:05.0

that needs to get an e-bike right the electronic bikes that kind of didn't ride by themselves

0:09.5

I think you'd say anybody over the age of probably what 60 and probably specifically

0:15.4

Jimmy Mac the story of Jimmy Mac going to buy an e-bike is the most out of character thing

0:22.4

I think you've ever probably heard in the last three years uncertified mom is boy

0:26.8

and you're gonna get it today on the show welcome

0:29.1

hi my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy

0:33.5

not just any mama's boy you're a certified mama's boy and this is the certified mama's boy

0:41.6

podcast what's up hi yeah welcome to show this is our daily podcast on this 24th of March

0:47.9

that has three principles it's live laugh love your mom that means we live our lives out loud

0:52.1

we laugh a lot and we love my mom my co-host Nancy Nancy hi mom hi honey do not believe

0:58.2

everything that you see on television in the movies it's not real it's not

1:03.4

real really I know that's gonna shock you sure it's not it's not real it's not true

1:09.9

if you and I've got an example for you right now so in case you don't know I'm having like a

1:14.4

mid-life crisis right now in many different ways but I'm struggling because I'm starting to get

1:20.1

some like gray hairs in my beard and I'm like wait what like that can't be right this is the same

1:27.2

kid that's so excited to run out today and go buy the new resident evil game like I can't

1:31.7

that guy can't have gray hair he's still 12 right like no that's right not my 12-year-olds

1:36.4

like he's not old enough for that like what no more um he said he would have his life together by

1:42.3

now he had gray hair right um so I've been struggling with that right and I told y'all that one

1:47.9

they I've been like obsessed over looking at every other guys gray hair in their beard like

1:53.6

size my my gray hairs up to their gray hairs and figure out like where are how old they are

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