The story is so funny, I know you've heard of the phrase porch pirate before, which is like somebody that steals a package off somebody's porch when they're not looking.

Y'all, literally in the state of Georgia, someone stole someone's entire porch.

And you know, you knew, you knew it, you know.

The second I gave you that headline, there's one person we gotta check in with, that's my dad Jimmy Mack.

And he's on our show today, welcome.

Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.

And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.

Yo, what's up?

Welcome to this 25th of August edition of Certified Mama's Boy.

We are a daily podcast that's based in three principles.

Live, laugh, love your mom.

That means we live our lives out loud, we laugh a lot, and we love my mom.

My co-host Nancy Yancy, hi mom.

Hi honey.

Is it normal to make plans and then absolutely regret those plans once the time comes?

You don't have tickets for tonight?

And honestly, I don't even know who I'm taking yet.

I don't even want to go.

Well, I'll tell you what I have tickets to.

I got tickets to go see Pete Davidson.

Yes!

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