3/10 Birthdays Ain't Bad

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Where do you put your hands during a physical? The passing of a friend is always hard. ASK MY MOM: 3/10 Birthdays Ain’t Bad Today’s Quote: “Looking for unconditional love in a world of conditions must inevitably fail. Since all your brothers and sisters are acting out of shame-based patterns, they cannot offer you the love you know that you deserve, nor can you offer it to them. The best that you can do is raise each other’s awareness of the love that is necessary and begin taking responsibility for giving it to yourself.” Paul Ferrini Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Our Amazing Partners: BETTER HELP This episode is sponsored by Better Help. I want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/Kramer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you a birthday person? Are you like one of the people that loves a lot of tension on your birthday?
0:04.3	Because she is. So she has a partner that isn't great at remembering birthdays. So who's in the
0:11.6	right and who's in the wrong? Does she need to get over it or does he need to get better? We're
0:15.4	going to debate this with Ask My Mom today on the show Welcome. Hi, my name is Kramer and I am
0:20.4	proud to admit that I am a mama's boy. Not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:27.6	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast. What's up? Yeah, welcome to certified mama's boy
0:33.2	podcast. We are a podcast space in three principles. Live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live
0:38.9	our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom on this 24th of August. Hi, mom.
0:45.1	Hi, honey. Okay, I must start with something kind of trivial today. But the day is the annual day
0:49.5	where I have to get called fat by a professional and I always dread this day. Today is my annual
0:56.2	physical everybody. Who's ready for who gets excited for their annual physical? Oh boy,
1:01.8	nothing like it. Oh, man. Yeah, listen, I'm like super. I'm actually I'm really, really
1:07.6	anal about my, anal's probably the wrong word, annual physical. That choice of words. Yeah.
1:15.2	But it's one of those things where I walk in every time and no matter how much I feel like I'm
1:19.2	doing well with my weight, I'm always told I'm too fat. You know what I mean? And so like last
1:24.2	year, I remember I went in there. I'm like, there's no way this this year she's going to tell me
1:27.0	I'm overweight. It's not possible. Yeah, that's when I was like, I was running three or four times
1:30.6	a week and I was, you know, eating really clean and like half portions and like all that stuff,
1:37.6	right? So I was, I really felt good about I walk in. She goes, you can lose five pounds. I said,
1:41.3	what in the hell? There's no, I can't really. I can't lose. I just can't lose anymore. I can't
1:47.3	lose. Yeah, this is not, this is not humanly possible for me to, uh, to lose five more pounds.
1:54.8	So I know it's a day. Now, I'm definitely, I don't, I'm way myself in forever. I don't know,
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