Jimmy Fallon (Extended) | I Don't Noem Her
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
President Trump is replacing Kristi Noem after her disastrous performance at televised congressional hearings, we’re learning more about how poorly trained Noem’s ICE agents are thanks to testimony from a whistleblower, and RFK Jr. may soon regret attacking one of New England’s most beloved brands. Stephen’s friend and fellow late night host Jimmy Fallon stops by for his first interview on The Late Show. Watch as the two reminisce about the good times they’ve shared, including a mind-blowing trip to meet Pope Francis, and sing along as Jimmy Fallon pays tribute to Stephen in the most Fallon way possible: with a song.
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| 0:00.0 | Your favorite true crime series, 48 Hours, is back for a new season, and so is the official |
| 0:05.5 | after show podcast, Postmortem. Every Monday, listen to a new episode of 48 hours, and then |
| 0:11.2 | join me, 48 Hours correspondent Anne-Marie Green on Tuesday for a new episode of Postmortem, |
| 0:17.2 | where we bring you a closer look at each case. This case was eye-opening on so many different levels. |
| 0:24.1 | Follow and listen to 48 hours on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:35.6 | Thank you, Wanna All. Welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to The Late Show. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
| 0:41.9 | Ladies and gentlemen, well, it is a rainy night here in New York. |
| 0:50.5 | Okay, enough of that. |
| 0:51.5 | Let's talk about Christy Noam getting fired. |
| 0:56.9 | Yes, she's out. She's gone. |
| 1:00.0 | Her fault for standing so close to that gravel pit. |
| 1:03.7 | It's too soon to know exactly why Christy Noem is gone. |
| 1:09.0 | Before we find out any more information about what happened. |
| 1:12.6 | I just want to say with absolute certainty, |
| 1:14.6 | she is a domestic terrorist who deserves to go to Gitmo. |
| 1:18.6 | I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 1:22.6 | I'm sorry. I'm being told that is not true, |
| 1:25.6 | but you know what? I acted on the information we had at the time. |
| 1:31.6 | The news came. |
| 1:37.0 | News came as no surprise to gnome, |
| 1:39.3 | or if it did, her face was incapable of showing it. |
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