Hello. Hello. Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show. Oh, wow. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Oh. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. And this is the Kelly Mantle show. Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle studio? I did already.

Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?

Isn't that hydrating?

The other day, I went to get a spray tan with my good Judy Countess Luann,

and on our way we stopped for a bite at the farm.

It's a restaurant, not a real one. And as we were served

with organic cow udder cream, the lady at the table over stood up and screamed,

There's liquid in my water. The liquid is hot, but the water is cold. This is the biggest

lie we've ever been sold. And the countess looked at me and said,

did that lady say what I think she just said? And I said, yes, and I'm still trying to wrap it

around my head. So I looked at the lady and I said, what do you mean? And she said, well, it would

make sense if you had sense, but if you don't have sense for it to make sense, then it won't make sense.

Do you know what I mean?

And I looked at the countess, and the countess looked at me, and the waiter set down our water, and I could finally see what the lady was saying to me.

There's liquid in my water.

Water used to be free.

And then I vomited.

Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle studio?

Oh wow.

Oh my God. Okay. Today's guest is a one woman's circaduce

sleigh. She didn't come to race. She came to cruise. She's one of my favorites and also one of

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