Well, Calabunga and surfs up, dudes, it's time for some summer fun with me, Jim Stumps,

your favorite restaurant owner and amateur inventor. I've invented something recently.

It's called the Auto Defense System. Essentially, I taped a knife to a Roomba. Anyway, I'm really

excited to be back here to host my summer Spooktacular. Oh, just a regular spectacular.

None scary for this one.

That'd be, I guess, a little weird.

But we're doing summer stuff.

Schools out, the sun is high in the sky, and it's time to have a good old time.

One of the ways a lot of people love having a good time in the summer is to get

together with their neighbors. I'm talking about block parties. It's the best way to meet

your neighbors. The worst way to meet your neighbors is when they knock on your door to tell you

that they have to legally tell you they've moved into the neighborhood.

Those are the different ends of the spectrum.

But the best way involves barbecue and games and getting together.

That is if everyone actually comes out of their house.

Have you ever wondered, like, when I was walking back, I was thinking about this.

So, you know, you see these block parties that kick off in the summer, especially towards

the end of summer, like back to school time type parties.

And, man, every once in a while, you'll see one that's just not that well attended.

And that shit must really hurt.

Well, you throw a black party and everybody stay inside because, like, you know they're there.

That's the worst part.

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