Jim's Guide to Growing Old and Dying

The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.3 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2019

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Jim explains why the funeral industry is exploitative and wasteful, seeks happiness by attending his own mock funeral in South Korea, and devises a new model of retirement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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